Unlovable

Unlovable follows the story of Judith, an aging bachelorette, as she and her “voice from above, television PSA” narrator try to find out what makes her unworthy of love. Perpetually single Judith dances, flops, and falls into your hearts as she prepares herself for a big date, all set to your favorite 1950s tunes. But as we fall in love with Judith, will Judith begin to fall out of love with herself? Written, performed and produced by Carly Jurman in a “ highly individual style” full of "consistent belly laughs", Unlovable is a show for anyone who longs for love but has no idea how to get it.

“Unlovable is a special piece of theatre, both heartwarming and bonkers at the same time.”
—The Reviews Hub; Sep 09, 2019

“Unlovable is a howler of an act.”
—Broadway World; Aug 26, 2019

“This truly is a comic gem.”
—My Theatre Mates; Aug 27, 2019

“I love Judith. She’s like a more lovable version of you.”
—My Grandmother

Off West End Awards
OffFest 2019
Best New Show Nomination

Pwyneth Gwaltrow

Pwyneth is Carly’s drag character persona occasionally lurking around the CT drag scene. Unleashed on the environment by absentee father figure Dom Parinyon, PG brings an unhinged, chaotic energy to drag nights WORLDWIDE… greater Fairfield county. A coked out bachelorette escapes prison the night before her wedding, a slutty Scrooge McF**k demands his rent and strips for his gold coins, or a sugar-free gummy bear finally apologizes for causing so much diahrrea in 2013 — the depths of her artistry are unfathomable. She also is really good at the splits.

Pwyneth is currently on hiatus while pursuing other forms of expression, but can be is considering being coaxed from retirement for the right price…will accept gummy worms (full sugar only).